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What?

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Oh honey, don’t send that message more than once. It was embarrassing enough the first time :(

cutecumber

I actually liked this one.

wanna fuck

No.

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Ok Cupid is such a nag. Don’t tell me what to do, you controlling monster.

im not a rapist

Congrats on not being a rapist, I guess?

happy hannukah

Happy first night of Hannukah, Ok Stupiders!

lookin gouda

This was actually the best.

like mustard

Eh.

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So I’m a princess, I’m jelly, and I’m Heaven itself. I have a lot of side jobs I didn’t know about!

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