im not a rapist

Congrats on not being a rapist, I guess?

happy hannukah

Happy first night of Hannukah, Ok Stupiders!

lookin gouda

This was actually the best.

like mustard


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So I’m a princess, I’m jelly, and I’m Heaven itself. I have a lot of side jobs I didn’t know about!

like you a latteNo, but Oprah is. You should get her number.


I’m not a broad, I’m a lady!

dirty whore

So many things are happening here!

thank u kind torso

Thank you, kind torso.


I just want to take a moment to tell you all how sick I am of receiving messages like this. How is this an appropriate opening line? This shit makes me feel dirty and objectified, whether that’s the man’s intention or not. Treat me like a human rather than a body that’s yours to play with and demean with your “sexy” messages that I absolutely do not consent to or ask for. A simple and boring “hello” will get you way farther.

Perhaps a good rule of thumb: if you would be embarrassed to have your mother see the messages you send to women, maybe rethink what you’re sending.


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