I just want to take a moment to tell you all how sick I am of receiving messages like this. How is this an appropriate opening line? This shit makes me feel dirty and objectified, whether that’s the man’s intention or not. Treat me like a human rather than a body that’s yours to play with and demean with your “sexy” messages that I absolutely do not consent to or ask for. A simple and boring “hello” will get you way farther.

Perhaps a good rule of thumb: if you would be embarrassed to have your mother see the messages you send to women, maybe rethink what you’re sending.

philly sex

What does this mean?

hiking dancing camping


demanding my number

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Sometimes tweeting leads you to potential sexual encounters.

meet up n fuck

You really know how to charm the pants off a lady.

hey hi hey

Attention Men: This is a painfully boring way to message someone on Ok Cupid. Unless you want to be ignored, get creative and tell me how pretty I am!


Don’t you dare.

wihsper whisper

I’m confused, honestly.


As a general rule I never engage these people, but I just couldn’t help myself with this one. To be continued…?


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