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This is clearly a generic message. Don’t send these.

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rap kinda

Don’t, though.

unborn offspring

I just threw up everywhere.




All this did was make me super hungry for cheese, to be honest.


Yeah, definitely. Because I am 15.

black keys indie

Hahaha. The Black Keys as an example of indie rock.

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Only the good die young and skinny, but the best die old, fat, and happy.

red lips

I will rip your dick off and feed it to you.


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