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I feel like you answered your own question.

penn reporter

Hmm. Do not know how to answer…

fisherman from alaska


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I don’t play.

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I have so many questions.

cupcake killer

Say “serial killer” one more time.

black tarReally makes me┬áthink. In particular, really makes me think he’s going to kill me in this exact way.

sex not interested

Poor me.

Screen Shot 2015-07-05 at 10.31.15 AMI must say, no one has ever told me that. And I hope no one will ever tell me that again.

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Pop some molly, go on Ok Cupid. It’s a slam dunk night for this guy.


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