I moved from Philadelphia to Los Angeles. After meeting a handful of horrible douchebags out here on the Golden Coast, I decided to join the world of online dating because potentially being murdered by a jilted online lover seems better than loneliness. I joined Ok Cupid and Tinder (because they're free and I'm broke) to see what sorts of men they could provide me. For more, follow me on Twitter @KellyDiamond_
Though I received the below message at the beginning of my Ok Cupid days, I still think it’s the best thing to ever enter my inbox. While I’ll usually hide usernames for the sake of preserving privacy, it’s just too good to cover up.
Daddy of Twins, if you ever see this, tell your daughter I say thank you and I’m sorry I have a strong dislike of children.
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