If you mock my city, this girl from “Philly” will hurt you enough that your doctor will give you even less than 3 weeks to live.
I’m so charming and kind.
I moved from Philadelphia to Los Angeles. After meeting a handful of horrible douchebags out here on the Golden Coast, I decided to join the world of online dating because potentially being murdered by a jilted online lover seems better than loneliness. I joined Ok Cupid and Tinder (because they're free and I'm broke) to see what sorts of men they could provide me. For more, follow me on Twitter @KellyDiamond_
If you mock my city, this girl from “Philly” will hurt you enough that your doctor will give you even less than 3 weeks to live.
I’m so charming and kind.
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This must make the days of the week very hard for him to get though.
Or use your name.