I have no idea why multiple people think I’m a stoner. I wouldn’t know how to smoke a bowl (or a blunt or a joint or a bong or a cigarette or an e-cig or whatever else one smokes) even if I wanted to.
Sorry, brah.
I moved from Philadelphia to Los Angeles. After meeting a handful of horrible douchebags out here on the Golden Coast, I decided to join the world of online dating because potentially being murdered by a jilted online lover seems better than loneliness. I joined Ok Cupid and Tinder (because they're free and I'm broke) to see what sorts of men they could provide me. For more, follow me on Twitter @KellyDiamond_