I moved from Philadelphia to Los Angeles. After meeting a handful of horrible douchebags out here on the Golden Coast, I decided to join the world of online dating because potentially being murdered by a jilted online lover seems better than loneliness. I joined Ok Cupid and Tinder (because they're free and I'm broke) to see what sorts of men they could provide me. For more, follow me on Twitter @KellyDiamond_
Yeah, most def. I love making jokes.
I don’t understand. Do you…swipe with your dick?
You lost me at “no food”.
I just threw up everywhere.
All this did was make me super hungry for cheese, to be honest.