Submitted by a friend whose ethnicity is 100% Indian.



do u swipe w ur cock

I don’t understand. Do you…swipe with your dick?


I’m honestly just feeling so attacked right now.

adventure 0

You lost me at “no food”.

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If you’re a psychic by hobby, you should know that I think being a psychic by hobby is the least sexy thing I can think of.

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I actually laughed so hard at “A wild brotha’ Approaches”

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This is clearly a generic message. Don’t send these.

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rap kinda

Don’t, though.


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