happy hannukah

Happy first night of Hannukah, Ok Stupiders!

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Sometimes tweeting leads you to potential sexual encounters.


Don’t you dare.


hang right now 1



I think I know what John had in mind when he asked if I want to “hang” right now…


hang right now 2

high maintenance


Actually, yes…


bi guy 1

I hadn’t…

bi guy 2

philly with a y

If you mock my city, this girl from “Philly” will hurt you enough that your doctor will give you even less than 3 weeks to live.

I’m so charming and kind.


Yo boyyyy this is a total turn on…just playin’.

How’d he know


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