IMG_6360Can’t say I see the resemblance.

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Screen shot 2014-01-07 at 10.52.03 AMNo. I do not.

Good Girl

According to multiple men, I’m a certain “type” of girl. Forget my inherent need to create or my Ivy League education or my love of animals or my personality in general. Apparently, none of those things are necessary tidbits of information when it comes to defining who I am: the Good Girl.

At this moment in time, I have 1012 matches on Tinder. This is after deleting thousands of past matches. At this point in my experiment, I’d guess I’ve had well over 10,000 total matches. Word to the wise – only swiping right on every single photo will get you these kind of numbers. But just so you know, it isn’t worth it. If this blog isn’t proof enough that most of these people are terrible, read on for more.


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long as shit 1 long as shit 2Settle down, now.

bananafanaNo. Don’t.


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