Post #300

Took me long enough to get to the 300th post. Blame my lack of interest in online dating for this far overdue milestone. But, I mean, can you blame me for giving up? I now have 300 posts to back up the decision.

For now, the only apps I’m interested are the ones that I eat before dinner and dessert.

By the way, I feel like the guy below may actually be interested in men based on this little fantasy he wrote. Just me?



rap kinda

Don’t, though.

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Only the good die young and skinny, but the best die old, fat, and happy.

penn reporter

Hmm. Do not know how to answer…

fisherman from alaska


black tarReally makes me┬áthink. In particular, really makes me think he’s going to kill me in this exact way.

sex not interested

Poor me.

Screen Shot 2015-07-05 at 10.31.15 AMI must say, no one has ever told me that. And I hope no one will ever tell me that again.

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Pop some molly, go on Ok Cupid. It’s a slam dunk night for this guy.

fat chicks

I do not like this.


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