Post #300

Took me long enough to get to the 300th post. Blame my lack of interest in online dating for this far overdue milestone. But, I mean, can you blame me for giving up? I now have 300 posts to back up the decision.

For now, the only apps I’m interested are the ones that I eat before dinner and dessert.

By the way, I feel like the guy below may actually be interested in men based on this little fantasy he wrote. Just me?

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rap kinda

Don’t, though.

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Only the good die young and skinny, but the best die old, fat, and happy.

penn reporter

Hmm. Do not know how to answer…

fisherman from alaska

FisherWOman*

black tarReally makes me┬áthink. In particular, really makes me think he’s going to kill me in this exact way.

sex not interested

Poor me.

Screen Shot 2015-07-05 at 10.31.15 AMI must say, no one has ever told me that. And I hope no one will ever tell me that again.

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Pop some molly, go on Ok Cupid. It’s a slam dunk night for this guy.

fat chicks

I do not like this.

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