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YOU ARE MY DAD’S AGE, SIR.

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oral reciprocation

Really?

scoliosis

I actually wore a scoliosis brace in my adolescence. Please don’t make me break it back out of the closet at my parents’ house. I don’t think I can live with that shame again.

assistant

Fun fact: I will never turn down an offer to be on the receiving end of a financial transaction. But that’s the only thing I’m willing to be on the receiving end of so please don’t get confused.

freelance gyno 1 freelance gyno 2

Excellent.

marry fuck kill

This is deep.

do battle

Trust me, he’s not worth it.

nicely hungOh, ok.

 

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Pretty sure I can do all of that without you if you know what I mean.

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Found this in the “Other” inbox in my Facebook messages. I haven’t gotten any less single since he sent it a year and a half ago so maybe I should go for it.

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