Took me long enough to get to the 300th post. Blame my lack of interest in online dating for this far overdue milestone. But, I mean, can you blame me for giving up? I now have 300 posts to back up the decision.
For now, the only apps I’m interested are the ones that I eat before dinner and dessert.
By the way, I feel like the guy below may actually be interested in men based on this little fantasy he wrote. Just me?