Pop some molly, go on Ok Cupid. It’s a slam dunk night for this guy.
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Prepare yourselves for the best Ok, Stupid submission of all time.
A close friend of mine went on a date. During this date, he accidentally found himself on a bizarre acid trip. I can’t make this stuff up.
Ever the creative soul, this friend created an audio accompaniment to the story. Hit “play” if you dare.
Now, I present to you, “The Fastest Way To A Man’s Heart Is Through His Blood: Brain Barrier”, by an anonymous weirdo who is close to my heart.
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