Attention Men: This is a painfully boring way to message someone on Ok Cupid. Unless you want to be ignored, get creative and tell me how pretty I am!
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I’m A Terrible Sexter
This is generally how sexting goes for me:
I don’t find it sexy at all, especially when an absolute stranger wants to engage in textual acts with me.
The most intense sexting experience I’ve ever had was in the summer of 2012. I had just returned from my annual trip to Outside Lands, a music festival in San Francisco. A short and tattooed Los Angeles native somehow got a phone number out of me and proceeded to text me when I got home to LA, where I was spending the summer before my senior year at Penn.
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Submitted by my charming and leggy blonde friend.
A word to men of all types: we know when you copy and paste the same message to every lady on the internet. We have brains. We know your game. And we ignore it regularly.
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