A word to men of all types: we know when you copy and paste the same message to every lady on the internet. We have brains. We know your game. And we ignore it regularly.
I moved from Philadelphia to Los Angeles. After meeting a handful of horrible douchebags out here on the Golden Coast, I decided to join the world of online dating because potentially being murdered by a jilted online lover seems better than loneliness. I joined Ok Cupid and Tinder (because they're free and I'm broke) to see what sorts of men they could provide me. For more, follow me on Twitter @KellyDiamond_
While he’s sick of these messages, I will take a moment to say that latkes are delicious and if you haven’t tried them with applesauce and sour cream then get off the internet and do it right now.