maddie submitSubmitted by my charming and leggy blonde friend.

A word to men of all types: we know when you copy and paste the same message to every lady on the internet. We have brains. We know your game. And we ignore it regularly.

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My 100th Post and the Things I’ve Learned Thus Far

This project has gone on for a few months now and thus, I feel like I should express the things I’ve learned through this weird and sad little journey. I am only telling you these things to help you. Take them as a warning if you decide to take the plunge into the online dating world. I, of course, think it gives you many more options when it comes to meeting people that you may not otherwise have come across. However, most of these people are psychos or recluses or sex fiends. But now you can go in saying you were warned.

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dan rapsSubmitted by a Jewish friend who’s looking for love in NYC. He sent me a series of these. Every single girl seems to want him for his latkes. That is not a euphemism for balls.

While he’s sick of these messages, I will take a moment to say that latkes are delicious and if you haven’t tried them with applesauce and sour cream then get off the internet and do it right now.

 

Yawn

Something I’ve come across in the thousands of Ok Cupid and Tinder messages I’ve received since the beginning of this experiment is that the majority of men in this world are so utterly, terribly boring. And identical. I don’t mean this by their photos or tag lines. However, those are often the same as well. “Shiver me Tinders,” anyone?

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Um…cool.

Thankful that I matched with Dave Grohl this Thanksgiving.

Decided to revive my Tinder account tonight. I’m swiping right on literally everyone. 

Let me know if you have an idea of what an “Obama stand up routine” is !!

I worry over the fact that I’m a 90% match with this incestuous gentleman.

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