marry fuck kill

This is deep.

meet up n fuck

You really know how to charm the pants off a lady.

dtf why not

He didn’t even wait for me to answer the question before assuming I’d say no. Granted, I would have either said no or ignored him altogether. Still rude though.

jessica alba

Well, at least it started off nicely.

Apparently I’m Douchey

I’m insanely in love with the university I attended. I want to talk about college all the time. Just last weekend I went to a performance put on by a group from Penn and sitting among all those Penn alumni in attendance, I almost cried because I was so happy to be there.

So naturally, I mention college in my online dating profile.

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