Silence

Hi from my sickbed.

After arriving at my office early this morning, my co-workers told me to leave immediately. They claimed I looked like I was either hungover, half dead, or both. Truth is, these days, I don’t have enough “fun” to be hungover anymore.

So here I lay ill. And for the first time in months, I’ve actually had time to think about things other than my job or networking or being funny or being adept in social situations (i.e. not drooling on my own shirt when I’m feeling relaxed in public places).

You may wonder what I’m thinking about. You may not. But either way, I’m going to tell you.

All I can think about is dating and the disappointments that come with it.

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Sometimes tweeting leads you to potential sexual encounters.

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I love you, Adam!

I’m excited to announce that I have finally gotten my first heated comment on this here blog:

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My new hater Adam took major issue with a post I wrote a few weeks ago titled “Howdy”. While I was prepared to receive backlash for a site like this, I have only one thing to say: Of all the posts I’ve written, this is the one that made you so angry? Personally, I think “Howdy” was pretty tame. But I’m an idiot so what do I know?

Because I was so excited to receive this comment, I’ve decided to take a moment today to answer all of Adam’s questions (don’t be confused…despite the lack of question marks, some of these are questions…I think) and respond to his comments. So Adam, my internet love, this is for you.

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Remember that time I used this photo as my profile picture and was subsequently one of the most popular people on Ok, Cupid?

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Well I forgot about one guy’s message in response to this very accurate photograph of me.

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I now aspire to 1) be a “really advanced user” of the site and 2) find someone who eats only pets. Wish me luck on this quest!

 

NOPE. BYE.

A False Sense of Security

Below is the first message I’d ever received during this ongoing experiment. While I wasn’t attracted to this young gent, as his confidence level was minimal and he used too many emoticons, his kind message made me think, “Wow! Men aren’t so bad after all.” The message was far too long but at least this dude is complimentary! I am the bitch here, though. I didn’t give him a chance. Don’t hate me.

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