happy hannukah

Happy first night of Hannukah, Ok Stupiders!

u look jewish


jew poem

Happy belated Mother’s Day.

christmas gift

You already have several pictures since this is a dating app based solely on photos. Also I’m a beautiful, JAPpy Jewess who don’t need no Christian man.

dan rapsSubmitted by a Jewish friend who’s looking for love in NYC. He sent me a series of these. Every single girl seems to want him for his latkes. That is not a euphemism for balls.

While he’s sick of these messages, I will take a moment to say that latkes are delicious and if you haven’t tried them with applesauce and sour cream then get off the internet and do it right now.


How’d he know


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