happy hannukah

Happy first night of Hannukah, Ok Stupiders!

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jew poem

Happy belated Mother’s Day.

A Failed Experiment

Recently, my roommate and I were playing around on my Ok Cupid account and checking out the available bachelors when I came up with an idea. What would happen if I let Maddie, a person who has lived with me for two years and knows me inside and out (not sexually though), pick my new photo?

I told her to choose a picture of me that captures my essence. Make it very, very¬†me. She was excited to have such a task and started clicking through every photo of me on Facebook. Once she made her decision, I’ll admit I wasn’t surprised with her choice:

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Thus far, it hasn’t gone very well.

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dan rapsSubmitted by a Jewish friend who’s looking for love in NYC. He sent me a series of these. Every single girl seems to want him for his latkes. That is not a euphemism for balls.

While he’s sick of these messages, I will take a moment to say that latkes are delicious and if you haven’t tried them with applesauce and sour cream then get off the internet and do it right now.

 

How’d he know

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