dirty whore

So many things are happening here!

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Actually I am, and you’re fired.



u look jewish


pillow hates me


breakdance fight

Can’t say that I do.

jessica alba

Well, at least it started off nicely.

The Plight Of The Blogger

Last night I hung out with a bunch of Penn alums. When the topic of this blog came up, they posed a question: Do guys I go out with know that I write about this stuff? And does it affect their opinions of me?

In a quick, point-blank answer, YES.

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choke me

…Sexually? Or is this some sort of death wish?

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These guys emailed me twice in one day. Should I join?


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