I just want to take a moment to tell you all how sick I am of receiving messages like this. How is this an appropriate opening line? This shit makes me feel dirty and objectified, whether that’s the man’s intention or not. Treat me like a human rather than a body that’s yours to play with and demean with your “sexy” messages that I absolutely do not consent to or ask for. A simple and boring “hello” will get you way farther.

Perhaps a good rule of thumb: if you would be embarrassed to have your mother see the messages you send to women, maybe rethink what you’re sending.

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You really know how to charm the pants off a lady.


Don’t you dare.


As a general rule I never engage these people, but I just couldn’t help myself with this one. To be continued…?


Don’t touch me.

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Hey, men: This pick-up line should die a very permanent death. Stop resurrecting it!

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Sealing The Deal

A few days ago I was talking to a co-worker about relationships. He asked me if I was interested in being in one and I told him that at the moment, I was content in my singledom and too busy to commit to anything.

I take that answer back.

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Does not compute.


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