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cupcake killer

Say “serial killer” one more time.

sex not interested

Poor me.

smile every day


I’m not sure if that’s such a great idea. I don’t smile that much.

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Pretty sure I can do all of that without you if you know what I mean.

booty booty


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Oh honey, don’t send that message more than once. It was embarrassing enough the first time 😦

im not a rapist

Congrats on not being a rapist, I guess?

demanding my number


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