u seem boring

Terrible pick-up line.

medium at large

Oh stop it, you.

Also, a pic proving it DID and DOES happen. Mostly at parties when I’m drunk and bragging:

Photo on 2014-01-04 at 16.41 #3


I’ve been really low on Ok Cupid messages lately. Do you think it’s because this is one of the answers I have on my profile?

Is this not attractive to men? I don’t understand. 


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