demanding my number

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Sometimes tweeting leads you to potential sexual encounters.

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NOPE.

sup with ur profile

Don’t hate me cuz you ain’t me.

emoji overload

So…how do you feel?

u look jewish

lol

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I lost it at “your Jiggly Puffs”.

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Definitely.

ring popAre you saying you jizz ring pops? Sounds painful.

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