Post #300

Took me long enough to get to the 300th post. Blame my lack of interest in online dating for this far overdue milestone. But, I mean, can you blame me for giving up? I now have 300 posts to back up the decision.

For now, the only apps I’m interested are the ones that I eat before dinner and dessert.

By the way, I feel like the guy below may actually be interested in men based on this little fantasy he wrote. Just me?




In case anyone wants to do some really cool homework!

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How romantic!

small dick

Yeah, most def. I love making jokes.


Ok, sounds good.

do u swipe w ur cock

I don’t understand. Do you…swipe with your dick?


I’m honestly just feeling so attacked right now.

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rap kinda

Don’t, though.

unborn offspring

I just threw up everywhere.


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