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Bold.

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sex not interested

Poor me.

do battle

Trust me, he’s not worth it.

nicely hungOh, ok.

 

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Oh honey, don’t send that message more than once. It was embarrassing enough the first time 😦

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Ok Cupid is such a nag. Don’t tell me what to do, you controlling monster.

like you a latteNo, but Oprah is. You should get her number.

dirty whore

So many things are happening here!

thank u kind torso

Thank you, kind torso.

meet up n fuck

You really know how to charm the pants off a lady.

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