christmas gift

You already have several pictures since this is a dating app based solely on photos. Also I’m a beautiful, JAPpy Jewess who don’t need no Christian man.

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The Friendship Problem

Finding friends is like dating, except harder. And more necessary.

I had no idea how lucky I was to have people living in the same house as me in college. Living with the girls below was like having constant entertainment and companionship. What I’d give to go back to that big, crazy house…

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When I moved to LA last July, I only had a handful of friends out here. Like any naive college kid with a hefty number of people in her phone’s contact list, I assumed I’d easily pick up more friends as soon as I arrived in my new(ish) city. Having spent three summers out here prior to making the permanent move, I was confident in my ability to find fun people to spend time with in a totally unromantic, strictly platonic way. I thought it’d be easy to make a whole bunch of friends who I could hang out with whenever I wanted, just like when I was in college.

I was wrong.

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ethnicity

White.

girls dont fart

I’m guessing this guy hasn’t ever googled “Brazilian fart porn”.

I love you, Adam!

I’m excited to announce that I have finally gotten my first heated comment on this here blog:

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My new hater Adam took major issue with a post I wrote a few weeks ago titled “Howdy”. While I was prepared to receive backlash for a site like this, I have only one thing to say: Of all the posts I’ve written, this is the one that made you so angry? Personally, I think “Howdy” was pretty tame. But I’m an idiot so what do I know?

Because I was so excited to receive this comment, I’ve decided to take a moment today to answer all of Adam’s questions (don’t be confused…despite the lack of question marks, some of these are questions…I think) and respond to his comments. So Adam, my internet love, this is for you.

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u seem boring

Terrible pick-up line.

pizza

No.

dip u in ranch

Plz no. Bacon bits give me anxiety because they’re too small and sneak up on me in my salads.

is this a job interview

Is this a job interview? Go back to LinkedIn where you belong, ya nerd.

Just kidding I secretly love LinkedIn.

more singles email

Just some more singles for me to look into. My hotmail account really wants to get me laid by all types of ethnicities.

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