do battle

Trust me, he’s not worth it.

nicely hungOh, ok.

 

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Pretty sure I can do all of that without you if you know what I mean.

LSD

These are two very different questions.

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Oh honey, don’t send that message more than once. It was embarrassing enough the first time 😦

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Sometimes tweeting leads you to potential sexual encounters.

hey hi hey

Attention Men: This is a painfully boring way to message someone on Ok Cupid. Unless you want to be ignored, get creative and tell me how pretty I am!

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Don’t you dare.

wihsper whisper

I’m confused, honestly.

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Don’t touch me.

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