All this did was make me super hungry for cheese, to be honest.

im not a rapist

Congrats on not being a rapist, I guess?

lookin gouda

This was actually the best.

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So I’m a princess, I’m jelly, and I’m Heaven itself. I have a lot of side jobs I didn’t know about!

like you a latteNo, but Oprah is. You should get her number.

meet up n fuck

You really know how to charm the pants off a lady.

sup with ur profile

Don’t hate me cuz you ain’t me.

library card

Hey, men: This pick-up line should die a very permanent death. Stop resurrecting it!

emoji overload

So…how do you feel?

cow goes moo



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