bee puns

I’m sorry but we will not bee dating.

corduroy pillow

I chuckled. I admit it.

scientist joke



Mind The (Age) Gap

While chatting with a friend back on the East Coast today, we got onto the topic of age. The oldĀ adageĀ “age is nothing but a number” may ring true in some situations, but in dating? Age is actually a lot more than a number. At least in my experience.

I am 23 years old. I have been 23 years old since December. And I already feel so much older than 21 and 22-year-olds. So much so, that I told Ok Cupid and Tinder not to pair me with anyone younger than 23. Here’s why:

Continue reading

rude man 1I just threw up on my iPhone.

medium at large

Oh stop it, you.

Also, a pic proving it DID and DOES happen. Mostly at parties when I’m drunk and bragging:

Photo on 2014-01-04 at 16.41 #3


Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 1,836 other followers

Follow me on Twitter