do battle

Trust me, he’s not worth it.

LSD

These are two very different questions.

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Ok Cupid is such a nag. Don’t tell me what to do, you controlling monster.

like mustard

Eh.

like you a latteNo, but Oprah is. You should get her number.

hiking dancing camping

TL;DR.

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Sometimes tweeting leads you to potential sexual encounters.

monogamy

mike tyson

Do that and we’ll see.

u look jewish

lol

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