As a general rule I never engage these people, but I just couldn’t help myself with this one. To be continued…?

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Actually I am, and you’re fired.

sup with ur profile

Don’t hate me cuz you ain’t me.

stupid bitch


dtf why not

He didn’t even wait for me to answer the question before assuming I’d say no. Granted, I would have either said no or ignored him altogether. Still rude though.

sup slut


jessica alba

Well, at least it started off nicely.

u seem boring

Terrible pick-up line.

Apparently I’m Douchey

I’m insanely in love with the university I attended. I want to talk about college all the time. Just last weekend I went to a performance put on by a group from Penn and sitting among all those Penn alumni in attendance, I almost cried because I was so happy to be there.

So naturally, I mention college in my online dating profile.

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Didn’t know one could look dick-deficient.


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