I actually liked this one.

lookin gouda

This was actually the best.

no fontin

Hope that worked out for you. Straight up, no “fontin”.

u look jewish


cow goes moo


inherited house

Cool, I guess.

bee puns

I’m sorry but we will not bee dating.

corduroy pillow

I chuckled. I admit it.

i love you

Thanks, I needed that.

mischa girl

I have absolutely no idea how I managed to match with a female but perhaps it’s a sign that I should try switching sides, since the whole heterosexual thing isn’t really working for me. Do you guys think Mischa is a good choice?


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