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Pop some molly, go on Ok Cupid. It’s a slam dunk night for this guy.

obvious stoner

I have no idea why multiple people think I’m a stoner. I wouldn’t know how to smoke a bowl (or a blunt or a joint or a bong or a cigarette or an e-cig or whatever else one smokes) even if I wanted to.

Sorry, brah.


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