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YOU ARE MY DAD’S AGE, SIR.

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Excellent.

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Stop.

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Oh honey, don’t send that message more than once. It was embarrassing enough the first time 😦

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I just want to take a moment to tell you all how sick I am of receiving messages like this. How is this an appropriate opening line? This shit makes me feel dirty and objectified, whether that’s the man’s intention or not. Treat me like a human rather than a body that’s yours to play with and demean with your “sexy” messages that I absolutely do not consent to or ask for. A simple and boring “hello” will get you way farther.

Perhaps a good rule of thumb: if you would be embarrassed to have your mother see the messages you send to women, maybe rethink what you’re sending.

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Don’t you dare.

 

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I think I know what John had in mind when he asked if I want to “hang” right now…

 

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Don’t touch me.

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Die.

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Actually I am, and you’re fired.

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