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Sometimes tweeting leads you to potential sexual encounters.

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Don’t hate me cuz you ain’t me.

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I lost it at “your Jiggly Puffs”.

what are u wearing

That escalated quickly.

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Help.

ring popAre you saying you jizz ring pops? Sounds painful.

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Both.

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Neat!

r u dominant

I…don’t know…?

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Cool, I guess.

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