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If any New Yorkers are interested, I’m happy to put you in touch. Make sure you know they don’t like to “work” hard, “haha”.

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Just a casual continuation of last week’s post. Rated PG for Parental Guidance because I absolutely need my mom to coddle me after this message.

im not a rapist

Congrats on not being a rapist, I guess?

emoji sex

Bye.

library card

Hey, men: This pick-up line should die a very permanent death. Stop resurrecting it!

unabomber

Sufficiently creeped out beyond belief.

stupid bitch

Whoa.

long as shit 1 long as shit 2Settle down, now.

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